Rated R
111 min.
Well. I wont lie about the action. If you are into cars and explosions, this my be more of a RENT IT for you. I unfortunatly am not. To me racing, on the whole, is two guys who can't fight so the run in circles to compare dick sizes. But that may be more cruel than I intend. Either way, I don't get it, so bare with me on this review. There was no plot. Not to say that there was one in the original Death Race either, but a fact that still needs pointing out. The main character is set up for his wifes death and tossed into jail. This is the last time we hear about the wife, no mourning for her death, no sadness... only one thought, DRIVING FAST CARS!
cause I know thats where I go first too...
The action is cool, all be it, over the top, and basically ripped right out of a video game. Right down to the "pick ups" of energy and weapons. Yeah... thats right, this movie is basically MarioKart on crack.
but like I said before, if you like cars, you've probably already seen this and enjoyed it, if even a bit. So to those who haven't yet, save your self the time and money.
"Okay cocksucker. Fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk."
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TRASH IT
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